Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed.

A month ago, with the additional deaths from coronavirus well over 100,000, our resident narcissist had to talk about national priorities.

“So showerheads — you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer? Because my hair — I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect,” Trump said from the White House grounds in July.

Never forget it.