There’s a contest on– you can see the results here. I humbly offer for the delectation of posterity my favorite innerlekchul rib-ticklers and side-slappers.
1. Why did the Hegelian chicken cross the road?
To get to the side he was already on.
– Who’s there?
– He who?
– He who say ‘He who’ belong in Confucius joke, not knock-knock joke.
Thanks for listening. If you have a Nobel Prize for me, just slip it under the door.